While even the best quarterbacks fumble and the seemingly invincible teams find ways to lose, the sports books nearly always wind up ahead.
In Las Vegas they have a $5.5-million average win margin over the last 10 Super Bowls and they have won 21 of the last 23 outright.
Spend your money on avocados and whip up some guacamole - you’ll be happier for it.
If you’re sane, and don’t plan on sailing through the air on a pair of skis, this video will give you the closest experience to that.
It’s cold outside. Everybody dress warm!